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Why I Keep Coming Back to This Ridiculous Circle-Eating Game

There are days when I feel productive, calm, emotionally stable… and then there are days when I open agario “just for five minutes” and suddenly my entire mood is being held hostage by colorful blobs on a white grid.

I don’t even know how this game became part of my routine. It’s so simple. No storyline. No characters. No music. Just you, the map, and a bunch of hungry circles trying to erase you from existence.

But that’s exactly the charm. Agario is unpredictable, chaotic, and somehow more emotionally intense than games with million-dollar budgets. I swear it should come with a warning label:

May cause sudden screams, unexpected laughter, and temporary trust issues.

My First Few Games: The Era of Pure Panic

I remember my very first match like it was yesterday — mainly because it was the fastest death I’ve ever experienced in any game ever.

I spawned as a tiny speck.
I moved two centimeters.
A giant blob named “LUNCHTIME” absorbed me without even slowing down.

I stared at my screen like, “Oh. Okay. I guess I’m lunch.”

My next few matches weren’t much better. I kept running into huge players, accidentally feeding people, and crashing straight into viruses because I didn’t understand what anything did.